As we all know, women are beautiful, yet sensitive creatures, which is why it is essential that you think before you speak. This is especially important when you are trying to impress her on your first date. Fear not though. You have just stumbled upon a how-to guide on surviving this initial, nerve-wracking stage of the relationship. Here are the top five things that you should never say on a first date.
Wow! You sure can eat a lot!
Never comment on a woman’s eating habits. Never. Regardless of whether this is your first date or your fiftieth, it is going to result in a woman who feels super insulted and, if she is a feisty one, you are definitely going to get a drink thrown in your face. Instead, say something along the lines of ‘Do you want some fries with that?’
May I kiss you?
You think you’re being a gentleman by asking this? You’re not. You’re being annoying. If it feels right, just go for it! You’re wearing your best smelling body spray, you’re looking sharp – she wants you! And, even if she doesn’t, she will make it known. Don’t spoil the mood by asking her first.
You totally remind me of my mom!
You might think that your mom is wonderful – and we’re sure that she is! But no woman wants to be compared to someone 30 years her senior. Instead, compare her to Giselle Bundchen or some other bird who is easy on the eyes. She’ll be putty in your hands.
Whoops! I left my wallet in my car. Do you mind getting the bill?
If your date is insistent on paying her half of the bill, fine. But never pull a stunt like this – especially not on a first date. You have invited her on a night out, so make sure that you have enough cash on you to pay for it. If you really did forget your wallet, get up and go get it!
I think I love you
Too soon, bro. Too soon. It doesn’t matter if this truly is the woman of your dreams. Say this to her, and she is sure to run a mile. Play it cool instead. Chicks love that.
Congratulations! You have just taken a crash course in dating 101, and you are ready to impress that sexy lady. Now that you have all of the knowledge, you need to make sure that you are looking your best my portal. So take a shower, choose your outfit wisely, brush your teeth, and wear your best cologne. Let’s do this!